Kay Parker
Nude

Kay Parker is one classy lady. She gets filmed doing unspeakable acts for the camera, always glowing hot and never looking tarnished. Arguably the queen of the classic era of pornography, Kay brings an almost subtle casualness to all her roles that suggests that she, in fact, enjoys what she is doing and even considers the genre an “Art Form.” I don’t know about art, but I know what I like . . . oral satisfaction, and Kay bobs among the most talented slurpers ever involved in the suck industry. At the ripe old age of thirty-three, Kay ventured from her home in England to Hollywood, where she dove into the porno business boobs first with a part in Seven Into Snowy (1977). The top-heavy performer humped her way through such productions as Sex World (1978), Body Talk (1982), and Tomboy (1983), working her magic on many a hard-on, as well as many willing female participants. To watch her rump-rolling, giddy-up-little-cowgirl sex scene is to sit in absolute awe–no need for that Viagra prescription. Naturally, Kay’s biggest success was as the creepy yet sexy mother in the classic Taboo (1980). The film appeared at the end of the so-called Sexual Revolution but somehow did more for the movement than anything in the previous two decades when it was supposedly swinging in full force. There wasn’t a dry lap in the house when Kay woke up her sleeping son with a little lip lock to the groin. Kay is A-Okay in our spank bank!